Tuesday, December 2, 2025

Life on Two Wheels Part 4

 Life on Two Wheels Part 4


After a brief and disastrous romance I decided I needed some new friends outside of the motorcycle world. I'd left the motorcycle dealership for an outside sales position with a motorcycle part and accessories company but my heart was more and more into cycling with pedals vs throttle. I'd put my road bike on the car roof on overnight sales trips and sometimes spent more time riding than selling!

In 1986 American Greg LeMond won the famous Tour de France. I'd been following his career off and on since he won the World Championship in 1983. The World Championship roadrace for 1986 would be held in Colorado so the US stage race "Coors Classic" would be used as a tune-up by LeMond and his team, including the big French star Bernard Hinault on the same team as LeMond.

The race would start for the first time not in Colorado, but in California. San Francisco. I used to drive there in the motorcycle days, why not put my bike on the car and go see this? A cycling magazine had an advertisement for a cycling tour following the event - the promise was that guests would be able to enjoy riding on the race route before the race, then get a VIP viewing spot at the finish line. Sign me up!

I parked my car at the San Francisco airport to meet the tour operator. Three hours (and a couple of phone calls) later he showed-up and drove me to their HQ hotel where I met his girlfriend and brother, both acting as tour guides despite having no real qualifications that I could fathom. Everyone was nice enough and my new friend idea started to pay off. I'd started working on my own bicycles after a so-called "Olympic Mechanic" (turned out he'd helped out with the 1984 Olympic bicycle race, one I saw first-hand) gave it back to me in worse shape than I left it! I had plenty of mechanical skill and experience working on motorcycles so instead of paying to have my bike screwed-up I'd buy the special tools and screw it up myself.

I soon learned how not to screw-up and these skills came in handy on this cycling tour/vacation. I'd brought a small box of tools with me and soon became the mechanic on the tour since the guides struggled to do much more than take a wheel off and put it back on. One afternoon while watching the race I spoke with the owner, noting I'd been doing all this mechanical work and asking why he didn't have someone on-staff for this? I'd talked myself into a job, including driving some of my fellow guests back to the SF airport in a van the tour company had rented as the tour continued on to Colorado. 

I turned the van in, said goodbye to the clients, hopped in my car and drove back to SoCal, wondering when would be the next time I'd work with this tour company? The owner used to race motocross and we knew some of the same racers back in the day and soon we'd enjoy bicycle rides together a few days a week since he lived just a few miles away from me.

I went (with another friend) at my own expense to Colorado to see the 1986 World Championship Roadrace. I didn't know it at the time but my future wife was there too, same as the Olympic road race in 1984

It wasn't long before the boss needed me for a weekend wine-country tour near Santa Barbara. I worked just for expenses and the experience. It was fun and led to talk of working in 1987 on his Tour de France tour, but I'd taken a job as sales representative with a motorcycle and bicycle clothing company and despite my sales pitch on how they would benefit, they wouldn't let me go, That changed in 1988 as did a lot of things.

Meanwhile, I'd sold the trials motorcycle and had some money left to buy a mountain bike. I could now play/race in the dirt, but still enjoy exercise and cycling with this new toy! The fire roads of the Malibu hills were a great playground. I wore the cycling clothing company's gear and had a great time despite not being much better at racing it than I was at motocross.

I was working part-time at a local bicycle shop in addition to the sales rep job and gradually spent more time there than on the road. But the clothing company's growing cycling business was interesting so I took an inside sales job there, planning to take over the cycling division from the founder's brother, a guy who knew or cared little about cycling. The founder turned out to be not interested in cycling either, so it was time to work full-time at the bicycle shop.

I came along at the perfect time - the shop owner the store for few days to take all of his employees to a technical seminar put on by the then premium cycling component brand - CAMPAGNOLO. I'd already switched to this brand from my first "pro-quality" bicycle with a then-new Shimano component groupset. I'd crashed my Swiss-made pro bike with the Italian brand of parts when an old guy in a car "left turned" me, leaving me with destroyed bicycle and separated shoulder. I replaced it right away with a low-priced Bianchi bicycle and later added an American made custom bicycle frame from the local bike shop, using the still-good CAMPAGNOLO parts from the wrecked one to complete it.

Campagnolo provided three days of intensive training, from preparing new frames, making wheels, service and maintenance and the history of the company. I was really a fan of this company now and my knowledge and skills increased quickly thanks to them and the experience in the shop and with my new certification I was REALLY ready for the bike tour guide/mechanic position. The bike shop owner saw the value in having an employee with this kind of experience, so getting 10 days off in July for LeTour was no problem, though I was still working just for expenses + airfare rather than a real salary.


This was my first time out of the USA. I even had to get a visa from the French Consulate along with a passport. I packed up my bicycle and tool box along with some cycling clothes and met the boss and his girlfriend (qualified for this by sort-of speaking French) at the airport for a flight to Paris. Van rentals were so much cheaper in Luxembourg our first task was to take a train there, hop in the vans and drive 'em back to the Paris airport hotel/HQ. All while fighting jet-lag! The next day bicycle roof racks need to be assembled and mounted, advertising stickers slapped on the vehicles and our own bicycles assembled and fine tuned before clients began arriving.

I get tired even typing this, but the adrenalin rush of being at the Tour de France combined with way-too-many cans of Coca-Cola and chocolate croissants kept me going for more than a week. An incident with another guide's driving created what I saw as an opportunity to stay on for the third and final week of LeTour rather than return home. It was too much fun! The boss' girlfriend had to take over the driving after the incident so my idea was to stay on so she could go back to girlfriending (and some slapdash interpreting as nobody running the tour really could speak French!) and let me do the driving. It took some persuading...all the way up to the morning I was to depart to make it happen!

You read that right. The arrival day was chaotic, this group larger than the earlier one for the final, decisive week of the race. My bike was back in a box and luggage packed as I came out to board the airport transfer bus. I made one last pitch to the boss - "Look man, you need my help! Things are out-of-control here and if you keep me on your galpal can ride in the van with you rather than drive a van!" 

This idea was reinforced by an earlier incident - A cycling magazine editor was a guest on the tour. He was riding in the boss' girlfriend's van on a long transfer across France. The caravan was designed so that none of the guides really knew where we were going...you just stayed glued to the van in front of you, all lined-up behind the boss. We stopped every 90 minutes or so for "natural breaks" as they say. But the magazine editor had to pee. Now. He explained this to girlfriend but she had no way to communicate with boyfriend/boss. She kept begging editor to "hold it" since they had to be stopping soon. My van was the last in line but I knew nothing about it...until we finally did stop and editor quietly left a cycling water bottle behind!

He'd filled this bottle while sitting next to another client and his wife. Ironically, after complimenting all of us post-tour, shaking his head while saying "I don't know how you guys manage to pull this off" a few years later he started a rival tour company. I guess galpal had floated my idea to stay on and at some point reminded the boss of how she'd had to endure the peepee caper, so at the last minute he relented with - "Get your stuff!" so I jumped into the chaos to help. 

I phoned the bike shop with a flimsy excuse as to why I'd be staying on and enjoyed another frantic week though at least by this time I was over jet-lag. We were able to rebook my return flight without much trouble or expense. I was hooked! I couldn't wait to do it again.

I came back with photos and to a heroes welcome at the bike shop once the hurt feelings of my delayed return were overcome by the excitement and tales of Letour. I was really excited about 1989 and negotiated a salary plus expenses for the next tours based on a commitment to be ready for any/all tours throughout the season, including the Giro d'Italia won in 1988 by American Andy Hampsten. I really looked forward to that.




Saturday, November 29, 2025

Two-wheeled Life Part 3

  Life on Two Wheels Part 3

All of this had me thinking of another project - AMA Superbike racing. I thought I could qualify for the pro license required and a 750 cc engine would fit in the frame since the 900 was just a bigger bore/stroke version of the 750 and we could hit the big time...all we lacked was money. We found some from the same brother-in-law who enjoyed watching his Moto Guzzi go around the track at speeds he could only dream of.


Our money-man also had one of these. I'd driven him up to the California bay area to haul it back to SoCal and spent plenty of the drive talking up our chances in the Superbike category. This MV Agusta was declared off-limits after he'd dumped his rare Ducati 750SS fooling around in the Malibu canyons. Yours truly went down to ride it around for him whenever it needed exercise, including a photo spread on the rare machine in Cycle News. It was fun being kind of a curator as I kind of talked him into the Moto Guzzi, Ducati 750SS and the MV..vicarious fun.




Brother-in-law wasn't rich and while he did spend plenty on his exotic Italian motorcycle collection he'd hand over a small portion of his periodic trust-fund payments. Those limited funds meant our effort was limited to California events. Luckily for us there were usually three each season, one at the famed Laguna Seca track in Monterey (a track most club racers couldn't use as it was restricted to pro events most of the time) that I'd raced on with the Moto Guzzi while the Riverside and Willow Springs tracks were our "backyard" along with the recently closed Ontario Motor Speedway.

Number 20 in the photo above is yours truly, likely holding-up better riders like #34 Ricky Orlando, #27 Rich Oliver (who would go on to be national champ in the 250 GP class) #31 Harry Klinzmann and #88 Roberto Pietri, coming down out of the infamous corkscrew in practice. We had a rocket-ship motor courtesy of local turning wizard Kaz Yoshima. It wasn't exactly legal though, Kaz refused to put the time and effort required into building a legal engine, figuring my meager talents didn't warrant all that effort and I'd be so slow nobody would ever question the legality of our machine.

He was wrong! While I did get lapped around the (then-short Laguna circuit with lap-times barely over a minute) the speed of this thing down the straights raised eyebrows. A top-10 finish didn't help. The last thing I wanted was to be caught cheating, but Kaz still refused to build us a legal engine, instead swapping the camshafts to some that would reduce the power down to what the other competitors had, with their (presumably) legal-sized engines. 

Years later I learned from some reliable sources how "legal" many of these machines actually weren't with the various motorcycle factories and distributors lobbying the rules makers for strict definitions of what was legal in a class that was supposed to be like the original NASCAR, modified versions of road-legal cars off showroom floors. Once they had those definitions in writing they set about working every angle they could, eventually leading to Honda selling factory built racing machines that were never street-legal machines off any dealer's sales floor or even out of a standard shipping container - they were purpose-built racing machines crafted to be barely legal according to the rules.

We tried to buy one of the limited number available but our request was rejected, as was our request to buy some of the remaining special (but legal) parts Honda had produced and sold for their earlier Superbikes like the one we had. So we went to Willow Springs with what we had and hoped for the best.

There best was on a practice lap, when a group of the top guys came past me into a high-speed turn, one that opened onto the main straightaway. As they went by I got into their slipstream and was sucked along at a speed that scared me! But I quickly thought why not try to hang in there? We entered the turn so fast that we were sliding...both rear and front wheels! Wow! I'd slid the rear wheel plenty of times, helping to get the bike turned, but this was the first time both wheels were moving like on a fast dirt oval, something a few of these guys (like Wayne Rainey, who would clinch the championship this day) had a lot of experience with. But not me!

One of those "light-bulb" moments for sure. Now I understood how they could go so fast. In the previous race at Laguna Seca they went by so fast I never could follow, but once I could it was a revelation. I didn't get any closer to the top qualifier's lap time than 2 seconds but that still put me on the second row on the starting grid! I was starting to think I was getting hang of this!

Another reason for this were some other modifications we made. We didn't have those trick parts that would have made our inline 4 cylinder engine narrower, so too often I was scraping it on the track. Not good since if you lean too hard that way you lever the rear wheel out of contact with the racetrack! Something had to be done and in desperation one afternoon I started looking at the rear of the moto as it sat on a prop stand with the rear wheel off the ground.

I unbolted the two shock absorbers, which let the swingarm/wheel assembly drop to the ground. I decided to try something and had our welding shop friends add some extra metal to strengthen it and had some shock/springs made for this new swingarm position. The idea was to raise the entire motorcycle so it would be harder to drag the engine on the track. 

Now we had more ground clearance with an additional benefit. Jacking up the rear of the motorcycle changes the steering geometry. A steeper angle improves turning but usually at the expense of stability, so street bikes of the time tended to have slack angles to keep unskilled riders out of trouble. Now the angle was much, much steeper, helping me get the bike turned into the corners. Stability wasn't much affected as we had a steering damper fitted. It just needed to have its damping setting increased.

With these backyard modifications, the moto became much more responsive, more like the specially-built factory models. Honda sold at least 10-12 of their customer racing machines and there were usually more than half of them at any race. Add their two factory-backed entries along with two from Kawasaki and getting a top-10 finish was quite the prize for a totally private entry that started out with an actual off-the-showroom floor, street legal motorcycle.

Meanwhile, we played around with an off-the-showroom floor VF750 the V4 powered motorcycle Honda's limited-edition "for racing only" was based on. I hated it! It was slow since they were so new few tuners had played with them and few hop-up parts were available. Ours had a racing exhaust system, custom rear shock, racing slicks and not much else. Worse, the 16" (vs 18") front wheel made for some touchy steering. I described it as trying to go 100+ mph on a roadracing bicycle.


Superbike was run in two races like motocross. Best combined score wins. Race 1 saw me get my usual not-so-good start as the really fast guys got going but within a few laps disaster struck - the leader Honda's Mike Baldwin crashed on the back straight, banging himself up enough to need an ambulance ride to the hospital while his factory-built Honda ended up laying in the middle of the back straightaway...on fire! 

I expected a red-flag to stop the race but it never came, so each lap was a choice of which side of the burning bike would you choose? Right or left? There was no room for side-by-side racing. A crucial choice when you were racing with someone as yellow caution (no passing) flags waved but a good decision here could set up a pass once beyond the yellow flag zone.

We had another top-10 finish with a bit of a brag since the only machines ahead of me were a half-dozen of Honda's factory specials behind rival Kawasaki's two factory-backed entries.  So I was the best finisher on a motorcycle created by genuine private effort. We were very excited to see how Race 2 would turn out for us.

Race 2 was halted after only a few laps and then eventually canceled by more crashing, oddly enough again by riders on Honda's special machines. I made a snarky comment about why the race was being canceled...just because the Honda boys couldn't stay on their motorcycles? That crack probably sealed the idea that we'd never get any assistance from the Honda importers. In the combined scoring I was awarded 8th place. All of us were ecstatic and thinking of the 1984 Superbike season.



In 1984 I would achieve one of my dreams, a national ranking as a pro #39. I don't exactly know how this was done as some of the top-ranked riders kept their favorite numbers but they'd just given me #20 in the past season as nobody was using it. But the big news for me was that finally Kaz accepted that I was good enough to finally deserve his efforts to build us a legal engine with enough horsepower. Our goal was the spring Superbike race at Riverside. The engine was only finished a few weeks before with not even enough time to run it on the dyno long enough for full break-in.

We also needed to try it out on the track we'd be facing-off against the pros very soon so the idea was to do the break-in at a local club race at Riverside two weeks before the big show. 
I ran it around in practice, keeping the RPM's at the suggested limit with the deal to gradually increase during the race. That race never came as during the warm-up lap I slipped and crashed on oil dropped by another competitor's machine. Turn 6 at this track is where the above photo was taken but it's actually 6A while 6B turns back the other way. 6B was where the oil was.

So no race, no engine break-in. A smashed fuel tank also had to be replaced after being quickly painted but otherwise we were ready two weeks later. In practice I was still trying to complete the engine break-in but still ended up with a decent grid position. My usual poor start (I had fears of doing a big wheelie at the start and the wet clutch in this modified street bike wouldn't tolerate much in the way of practice starts) had me further back than I wanted to be.

The engine was finally starting to break-in and I gradually moved up, eventually getting past a group of riders and solidly into the top-10 until I saw a barely waving "oil on the track" flag. Where else but going into turn 6B of course! I really didn't want the group I'd just gotten past in 6A to catch me, but how slow to go? How much oil was there? Enough. Enough for a replay of the club race crash two weeks earlier. But this time there was no red flag stopping the race so things could be cleaned up like at the club race!

Riders went down like bowling pins, one after another. No red flag, just like when a burning motorcycle was laying on the back straight at Willow Springs the previous season. Finally I and a couple of other riders who had crashed walked back onto the circuit with arms waving, hoping to get the race stopped. The track was so slick it was hard to stand up on it! They finally stopped the race but my motorcycle was too badly damaged to make the restart or race 2.

Worse, our sponsor had now seen "his" entry crash two times in two weeks in the same turn at the same racetrack, each time caused by something out of our control. He was finished as a sponsor and I was finished as a AMA pro racer. I was so mad I wound-up and threw my custom painted helmet into the sky! I didn't care what happened to it, though someone managed to catch it before it hit the ground. Pushing 30 years of age, nobody was interested in a rider like me.

That was the end of my brief "pro" racing career though they say how "pro" is it when the equipment, etc. costs more money that you could ever possibly win with it? Since we finally had gotten an engine that complied with the rules and I was still running in the top 10 of every race I felt less guilty about using the illegal one, especially as I accepted that only after begging for a legal one and being denied until our engine builder thought I merited the work.

I kept the job at the Honda dealership, but didn't race much other than an endurance race at the Willow Springs track, partnering with a customer. I think we were leading the 400cc class before he was taken out by a faster rider making a too-close pass. Talk at the dealership started about taking part in a WERA 24-hour race at Willow Springs. I wasn't invited to be part of the team. "You're too bossy!" my friends said. I asked if they'd let me ride a few stints on their brand-new, right out of the box Honda VF500 (a motorcycle that had just been released) if I kept my mouth shut and just rode? They said OK, but reminded me this was THEIR effort, I was not in-charge!



It didn't take long before I was doing a lot for a guy not in charge, but they really needed help with this effort. One of the two guys whose idea this was decided to add a fourth rider, a friend of his with no particular ability that I knew of.  I started thinking if they're adding riders 5 might be even better, the race was 24 hours, right? A friend of a friend was a pretty fast racer, but had no money to get a decent motorcycle so a guy named Doug Toland was added to the roster despite there some grumbling. It was also decided that everyone would take equal turns rather than trying for better overall results with the fast guys doing more riding. I was not in charge and had to admit they were more interested in riding than winning, no matter what I said.

Off we went one Monday to sort-out this brand-new motorcycle once we'd got it set up for racing though it was in the "showroom" stock category. This 500cc bike was so new to the market there were no hop-parts available anyway - I had to measure and provide specs to a custom sprocket maker just to get some choice in gear ratios. Back then one could rent the Willow Springs track fairly inexpensively if you were willing to share it with others. I remember one time a guy was there testing a Chevrolet Camaro racing car. 

We had the Superbike back then and alternated our time on the track. Lap times were very similar though the car was slower in acceleration and top speed, but with four fat racing slicks on the ground it was a LOT faster in the turns. The driver came over to look at our motorcycle and I couldn't help teasing him. "You're very brave strapped into that car! How 'bout you cut a hole in the roof, extend the steering wheel and see how fast you can go on top of the car instead of inside it?
He laughed, shook his head and went away saying "You guys are nuts."

Our testing for this endurance race went well, everyone got a turn riding it, the guess we'd made on the gearing was pretty close and we could see who was fast and who was not. The two guys whose idea the whole thing was were the slowest while Doug Toland was the fastest with yours truly and other guy close behind. It was all great until the "other guy" suddenly sat-up and went off the track in a high-speed curve! Miraculously he managed to stay upright and had to be hauled in to the pit lane - the motor was dead - seized-up, locked solid and only "other guy"s quick grab of the clutch lever saved him from a certain wipe-out.

We hauled the thing back to the shop and started tearing it apart to see what happened. The alternator AND the tip of the crankshaft it was attached to, fell out as soon as the engine cover was removed. That turned out to be after-the-fact damage, the engine had seized-up due to bearing failure! Brand-new and fairly carefully broken in, the engine failed with very few miles on it. Did we do something wrong?

Nope. There was something wrong with the bearings and that batch of motorcycles was recalled by the Honda company. It turned out ours was just the first major failure. Honda wanted to see first-hand the engine but we wanted to race! A honcho from Honda came out to look at it and new bearings, crankshaft, etc. were provided and the engine carefully rebuilt and broken-in. Would it last for 24 hours of racing? We'd soon find out and remember I was NOT in-charge.

I had fun with this, there was a lady friend at the track who joined us and we'd sit around in lawn chairs when I wasn't on the track while various press people and spectators came around to ask questions..of me, since I was usually in-charge, but not this time. I'd made a request of my lady friend - when anyone asked, I pointed to her and she would she say "He's not in-charge, he's just a rider."? We had a lot of laughs all through the 24+ hours. I'd rented a motor home as a base of operations but it was so full of our crew, etc. and yours truly and galpal spent a lot of the nightime huddled under blankets in the back of my van.

Meanwhile, once that sun went down, Doug Toland on our showroom stock VF500 (though we did put a higher power bulb in the headlight, which blew-out while I was on track, making things interesting and requiring an unplanned pitstop) was the fastest bike on the track! Faster than all the big-bore, hopped-up machines with experienced riders on them. This was real fun as more and more people came by when the word got around, only to hear "He's not in-charge, he's only a rider." from my lady friend.


Based on his performance here Doug Toland went on to ride for the team who won the event and eventually won the Endurance Racing World Title a few years later while I didn't do much more other than try to help some customers sort-out one of their race machines, at one time having the thing start bucking like a bronco, leaving black marks on the track before my wrestling with the unruly beast caused my arm to be pulled out of my shoulder enough to go numb! Amazingly, without my input the thing straightened up enough for me to just ride off the track safely. Some who saw this came over later to describe this as a "great save!" I couldn't help but admit the truth.

 I then started working for another Honda motorcycle shop, again as parts department manager. The owner of this dealership forbade any of his employees from racing. I bought the CB400 back from my brother, mostly as transportation vs the gas-guzzling van.

I lent my van out to the friend who'd so kindly let me live at his house but my racing was done. I spent a lot more time running and riding my bicycle, even giving bicycle racing a try (the dealership owner never said anything about racing bicycles) before admitting I was no good at it. Excellent endurance, but no leg speed when it counted. One Sunday I got up early and rode my bicycle to Riverside Raceway, around 100 miles. My friend was there with my van so I'd stashed some clothes inside and made sure he understood he would be giving me a ride back!

A lot of my former competitors were startled to see me there - on a bicycle! After reaching another goal or two in running and giving up on bicycle racing I gave observed trials another try, but soon ditched that when I found the sport had changed to being about gymnastics as much as riding a motorcycle. I had zero interest in the weight-lifting needed for the gymnastics so it was time for something else on two wheels for playing in the dirt, a mountain bike.

Friday, November 28, 2025

Another e-bike

 E-SHOPPING?






Nah, we know it's Black Friday (how long has it been black month, week, etc. anyway?) but this is Zio Lorenzo's new E-Shopping BIKE. These Bianchi E-Spillo Lady Classic bikes have been discontinued it seems so it was "get it now" even though the old man can still make it up the incline back home loaded-down with groceries. But for how long? He liked the simplicity of this bike, pretty much just like the one he's been riding for eight years, just with a motor/battery and maybe even more important - the step-thru frame.

WHAT you say? A LADY frame? Look how high the box in back is. Add a sack of groceries and you have a pretty high bar to swing your leg over unless you want to hoist your leg and risk scratching the bike's top tube. Zio's never crashed himself doing the swing, but he's come close enough times that the smarter half of our duo insisted he get the LADY model. It IS much easier to climb and get going when it's loaded down and it IS a shopping bike, so..

He started looking for one once it seemed they'd been replaced with newer models and when a shop in Northern Italy had 'em at more than 20% off (Black Friday?) he ordered one. In this photo you can see the front rack/basket, ugly milk crate box on the back and the black plastic fenders he robbed from his previous bike to replace the cute, but likely to rust, rattle and get dented, painted metal fenders.



Here's the business end: motorized hub with battery pack under the rack. It comes out for charging and has built-in tail light, but otherwise looks just like Heather's Spillo Rubino, but for some crazy reason the classic Celeste paint on this one is not the same as hers. One would think Bianchi has been painting their bikes this color long enough to have a formula for their signature color, but what does Zio know?


The only other telltale sign of e-assist is the control unit on the handlebar, but it's pretty small so we don't worry much about this one getting swiped vs a non-electric bike. When they're parked and locked together I doubt anyone would notice.

So now Zio fears no shopping! If he can fit it on the bike, no matter how heavy it is, he'll get it...but no shopping on Black Friday!




Wednesday, November 26, 2025

Two-wheeled life Part 2

Life on Two Wheels Part 2

I'd sold the little CB400 to my brother and could easily buy it back, but I knew it would never be competitive - I'd finally learned that lesson. 

I chose the smallest displacement class (410cc) in the American Federation of Motorcyclists' (AFM) "boxstock" category, meaning you could do very little to the showroom stock motorcycle other than tape up the lights, remove the turn signals, kickstand and license plate, bolt on your number plates and race. My idea was to limit the effects of the motorcycle and find out if I was any good as a rider when all the machines were more or less the same. No excuses, either I was good at this or I wasn't. I wanted to find this out as inexpensively as possible since I was still making monthly payments of the Moto Guzzi after all. I still wanted to play around on non-racing weekends.

Most everyone competing in this category (there were none for ability - seasoned pro or beginner, you raced in a category based only on the displacement of your machine and how much you'd modified it) were racing on Yamaha's venerable two-stroke, twin cylinder RD400, so off I went to buy one, finding a new but year-old model at a good price, having a leather suit made and taking out a racing license.


My first race (at Willow Springs) went pretty well. After passing the new rider's instruction class, where seasoned racers rode around observing our techniques after some sit-down classroom/chalkboard talks it was time to take some real practice laps where I could go as fast as I dared.

I no longer remember where I finished that day, but I raced in two categories, the "boxstock" and in "modified production". My stock motorcycle was hopelessly uncompetitive there, but it was extra track-time and a chance to see how the more experienced riders went around. Turned out I was faster than a few, despite their heavily-modified machines. Maybe I was good at this?

I started thinking about racing for the category championship after some high placings. This was given to the racer who scored the best over the season's races. including ones at Northern California's Sears Point Raceway. But there were two obstacles to this idea.

Obstacle one was getting to all these races, the northern California ones being 500 miles north of where I lived. Obstacle two was the fastest racer in the class, a fading pro trying to restart his career. How would you restart a career in this lowly category, you might ask? This fellow's idea was not to ride a ubiquitous Yamaha RD400 but one of Honda's new 400cc 4-stroke twins called the "Hawk". If he could win on this (inferior) bike he figured his career would be restarted.

Since I had friends at the Honda dealership I'd considered racing one of these, but really didn't want to go down the road of struggling with a lesser machine. I'd learned that lesson. But now there was a pro rider on one, out to prove something. I solved obstacle one by selling my mini-pickup truck, something that would be a real chore to drive 1000 miles up and back to Northern California with no air conditioning. Next on the block was my Moto Guzzi to scrape up the funds to buy a full-size van to haul everything around in. I was ready to contend for the championship against "obstacle two" despite still being a real rookie.

I came up short winning a few times but finishing 2nd to the champ. Near season's end I filed a protest against the champ to inspect his engine to make sure it was indeed "showroom stock". It was and the champ sort of thanked me for giving him the chance to prove it and with the protest fee money buy a new gasket set to use when rebuilding the engine, which would get a (legal) freshening-up in the process.

I knew he'd be gone the next season so I made plans to be champ in 1979, buying a second motorcycle (RD400F Daytona) with a "one to crash in practice, one to race" idea.


Part of the strategy was also to be in better physical shape. Too much motoring and not enough pedaling had resulted in weight gain. I'd been fat as child and realized my tendency in this area so more pedaling was the answer. My idea was that while motorcycle roadracing didn't require a lot of physical strength, having a good supply of oxygenated blood flowing to my brain would at least let me get the most out of my mental capacity. I'd decided racing was mostly a brain exercise after finding that after doing what I thought was a perfect lap or perfect race I'd have a splitting headache.

The running boom had hit the USA so I soon added that to my training program, eventually training enough to run a marathon in under 3 hours and a 10K in under 40 minutes. The boom even hit the AFM racing club as one Sunday at Sears Point they had a running race during the midday break! I'd brought shoes and shorts and lined-up for the one lap (a couple of miles?) event. Everyone else sprinted off like the finish line was 100 meters away while I ran my normal long-distance pace. Halfway around they'd all pooped out and I won the race with ease, following it up with winning my motorcycle race as well.

Up until this point, training for roadracing (unlike MX) was for most drinking beer and smoking cigarettes along with as many laps of practice as you could manage or afford. Plenty laughed at me for doing all that running and cycling, but it was fun and I thought it let me make the most of my abilities as well as fit into a smaller leather suit. Of course today cycling's the training of choice for top riders in MOTOGP, one of whom got good enough to actually get a spot on a pro cycling team when he hung up the leathers.

That smaller leather suit came courtesy of a sponsorship from a local Yamaha dealership. I needed a source for parts and my friends at the Honda store couldn't help much with parts for a Yamaha so I bought that second Yamaha with a sponsorship pitch. Each time I came in for a part I'd chat up the sales manager and owner, eventually getting the leather suit (with their shop name on it big letters) and a super discount on the parts I needed.

With a reliable van, a lighter frame (my own) and one bike to race and one to crash I was ready to go. What could stop me? I'd been second to the pro the previous season and he'd moved on so who could stop me?

Then "JAWS" came on the scene, a guy from Northern California riding the same Yamaha motorcycle, who looked to me like another experienced pro trying to make some sort of comeback. Unlike the previous pro, who'd always raced me clean, "JAWS" (which was lettered on his racing suit) thought of himself as an intimidator-type, maybe like a famous NASCAR driver of the time? 

This guy was pretty fast at his home track, Sears Point but I seemed to have better luck against him at the three Southern California venues. But that didn't stop him from trying, polishing my front fender with his rear tire in some close overtakes. I wasn't happy.

I wasn't happy either when I was called in by the racing club management. Seems my "one to crash in practice, one to race" strategy was rubbing some the wrong way. While I tried to race everyone cleanly, in practice it was "see how fast you can go in this corner" quite often. If/when I crashed (often) I figured I'd just dial things down a bit in the race,

OK, until you take someone else out with you, which happened too many times. I was told to mend my ways or my license would be torn-up. The next challenge was the new moto, this was the end of 2-stroke motorcycles in the USA so this one had a "smog-control" device that made it horrible to race on. The throttle response was just terrible! It was easy enough to disable but would the rules makers see that as an illegal modification? This thing was a real dog on the straight sections of the racetrack - I'd pass competitors in the turns only to be re-passed on the straights, so the smog device was disabled with a simple plug in a vacuum hose.

"JAWS" was another issue. At his home track we battled for the lead while he was up to his usual antics. I decided to put a stop to it - as he tried to go to my left on the main straight, with the pit wall on that side of the track I boxed him in, then gradually moved over to the left. His choice was to back off and try to go around the other side or be squeezed into the wall. He could tell I wasn't fooling around and wisely backed off. I won the race and never had an issue with his bully-boy tactics again.

We traded first and second in the points chase but I finally got my championship trophy. There was a scare about the smog device though, race stewards started asking questions about whether mine was disabled, but never said if it was I'd be DQ'd. I danced around the issue with them until they lost interest, but I was sweating bullets for awhile, seeing my title going up in smog you might say.

Season ended and I was the 1979 AFM 410 Boxstock Champ. 
Mission Accomplished, but what next?


I'd had fun and decent placings running my stock bikes in the modified category, despite how slow they were in comparison. Extra track time on a bike I had to ride the wheels off to keep-up didn't hurt so I figured why not do some modifications and see how I could do in that category on a competitive machine?

I found a tuner who would help with the engine modifications, tore the bike(s) down and rebuilt them as modified production class entries. You couldn't do a lot - no racing exhausts or huge carburetors but you could update and backdate components from the same make/model to optimize the bike's performance. I spent more time on physical training as well, both running and cycling. I also raced this motorcycle in the "super street" category, an anything goes class as long as you started-out with a street-legal motorcycle. I was fairly competitive in this category, again using skill to make up for lack of horsepower.

The Yamaha dealership was happy with the promotion. I started with one motorcycle with the second one used to try some ideas I had for further (but legal) modifications, turning my parent's garage into my personal racing shop.

That might have been too much because Mom decided it was past time for her oldest son to get out of the house! My younger brother and sister had already left but no rent, free food and a garage to use as my personal racing shop was just too tempting for me to leave. 

Motorcycle racing wasn't inexpensive even at the low-level club racing scene so there wasn't going to be any money left after rent and food once out from under my parent's roof, so the Yamaha bikes were sold-off, garage cleaned-out and I moved-in (temporarily) with a racing friend. He sort of felt sorry for me I think and soon proposed I join him (a guy already racing, starting in the same boxstock category but now racing a big-bore boxstock machine) in an endurance racing effort.

I supplied the van and the gasoline to get to/from the races, but spent none of my own money otherwise. This arrangement worked well, even when I finally had to get my own apartment. I still got to race, even on a Moto Guzzi like the one I sold that belonged to his brother-in-law. We won one race and ran second in another of the Battle of the Twins series (in the stock class) and then began a new endurance racing project with a Honda CB900F based machine. 


The endurance racing was kind of fun, though complicated with arranging help with refueling, wheel changes, etc. I'd done some before with smaller machines, teaming up with various racers in the small-displacement categories looking for a fast guy to partner with. We did OK, but never won anything.

It was going to be the same with this big-bore endurance project, we'd just be going faster, my first taste of real speed beyond fooling around on the public roads with my Moto Guzzi which probably ran out of power at maybe 120 mph. Luckily, I was never caught and cited for silly stuff like that, though chased once or twice.



Tuesday, November 25, 2025

2-wheeled life, a memoir Part 1

 Life on Two Wheels - a Memoir

Zio Lorenzo decided he better write this stuff down before he forgets it all. So it's going to appear here in bits and pieces as the inspiration comes and goes.


When didn't I have a bicycle? Everyone remembers the experience of freedom when your training-wheels are removed and Dad steadies you for a bit followed by a shove and you're free, on-your-own, under your own power. My two-wheeled adventure started like that, pretty much the same as every kid.


It was a few years before the Schwinn Sting-Ray came out in 1963. Dad was a mechanic in Southern California so there were tools around and me and my friends took apart old steel tricycles, flipping the fork around to make 'em low-slung three-wheelers, something the Marx toy company later exploited as the "Big Wheel" in 1969.

Kids in this area were also the inspiration for that Schwinn Sting-Ray, riding 20" wheeled bikes around in dirt lots as shown in the famous motorcycling film "On Any Sunday" that debuted in 1971. Dad wouldn't spring for real Schwinn bikes at first but cheap imported copies were gifted for Christmas or birthdays. When my parents finally sprung for the real thing I'll never forget the excitement of riding my new Sting-Ray home from the bicycle shop, kind of like when you get new shoes and you just have to wear 'em right out the door of the store.

I rode various bicycles through high-school, including a Schwinn Supersport, a 27" wheeled "10-speed" bike that I eventually rode 100 miles in one day, most of it up the famous Pacific Coast Highway. My rear-end hurts just thinking about that along with the bright red sunburn my friend who joined me got on his back between shorts and t-shirt. I did my paper route on that bike with the bag slung over my shoulder instead of the handlebars, trying each afternoon to beat my record, zooming along and tossing the papers onto porches as I rode with no hands.

Then a high-school friend was selling a motorcycle! $65 dollars of that paper-route money later I was the proud owner of a beat-up Honda CL90, complete with "blooey" pipe, the heavy muffler removed and replaced with a tube robbed from a barbell set. It was "buy first, get permission later" and my parents weren't thrilled, but relented enough to take me down to a department store for a cheap crash helmet. 

No driving license yet (and no lights or license on the moto) meant this was a toy to play with in vacant lots, with endless laps around the little-league baseball complex a few miles from our house. What I told Mom was I'd walk/push it down there, ride around and then walk/push it back, though pretty soon it was idling slowly along the sidewalk, with maybe a quick fast bit on the city streets if I thought no cops were looking. 

My friends got motos too, all of 'em much better than mine but I used that to motivate me to beat 'em in our informal races around the ballpark. While they moved on to other things (like girls) I stayed with it, starting to read magazines about dirt bikes and an exotic new import from Europe called MOTOCROSS.


Driving license finally time came and back then you could ride a small motorcycle during the day without a passenger with only your learner's permit. A used Honda SL100, a cheap trail bike with lights so it was street legal was found and $275 later the bicycle as transportation took a back seat for awhile.

This motocross thing seemed really interesting. There was a California racing club promoting races, including a Wednesday night race at nearby Ascot Park, a place we used to pedal our Sting-Rays out to watch the half-mile dirt track racing under the fence. But now I could get inside and actually be part of the show?

It was no half-mile oval, just a twisty course laid out in the infield, using just a bit of the oval, but most importantly the big TT jump where you could get airborne for a bit. My parents weren't keen on signing a racing license application but Dad figured there were worse things I could be doing as a budding juvenile delinquent, so they signed-off. My father and grandparents even came to a race but it scared them so much they never came again.

But this MX bug had bitten. The little SL100 was stripped down and hopped-up and soon I was loading it up into Dad's old GMC pickup truck not only on Wednesday night but also on Sunday morning (and later on Friday nights at another local track at the famous Lion's Drag Strip) to races. There was a larger jump there called "Lion's Leap" where I regularly bent my foot pegs from too-hard landings.

I wasn't very good at it but it was fun. I started in the 100cc beginner class. The racing club had a points system so you couldn't keep winning at this level, you were forced to move up into the intermediate category eventually. I won a few races and placed in enough others to get moved up. But there was no 100cc class other than that one for beginners, once you moved up it was 125cc, 250cc or 500cc, so another motorcycle was needed.

Honda had just released a real 250cc MX bike to compete with serious European motos like CZ, Maico, Bultaco and others. I had to have one! Dad loaned me the money to buy a brand new one, but I was even worse in the 250cc Intermediate category than in the 100cc beginners class.

I managed to win just one race and that only by accident as most of the fast guys in the race (put on by another club who didn't know any of us) signed up in the beginner class. That was where I belonged skill-wise but I didn't want to "cherry pick". Worse, my Intermediate category was combined with the Expert/Pro class!


Yikes! I was on the start line with pros from this other club, guys who raced for prize money, not trophies. But the Intermediate entries were so few since the "cherry pickers" were all in the beginner class that I was 1st in the Intermediate class! I also learned I was never going to be any good at motocross as the pros lapped me more than once. Time to sell the MX bike, but what to do next?

Honda (a friend worked at the local Honda dealership) had just brought out a 125cc bike designed for what was called observed trials. Pretty obscure sport, the basic idea was you rode over, around and through a short obstacle course with points like golf - front wheel stopped turning = 5 points. Put your foot down once = 1 point. Twice = 2 points. More than 2 = 3 points. Like golf, lowest score wins.



The bicycle again sat idle most of the time though still used it for errands and the occasional ride on a Sunday when there were no trials events. I was better at trials than MX and like before I moved up into a higher category. This time I thought the machine was limiting me rather than vice-versa. Just like that earlier Honda 250cc MX dumb move, I bought a Honda 250cc trials bike which turned out to be really uncompetitive. That MX Honda was more bike than I was a rider but the reverse was true this time.

What next? Honda was blowing out unsold road motorcycles and a cute 400cc 4-cylinder CB400F was my next had-to-have. Some friends already had street machines and it was fun to go out on a Sunday morning to zoom around in the Malibu hills or San Bernardino mountains. I also took a few weekend trips to...what else....motorcycle races in Northern California...but just to watch.



The bicycle saw even less and less use in favor of the motorcycle. Riding around the twisty canyon roads in SoCal was so much fun I decided I needed something special, so a bank loan was taken out to buy a slightly used Moto Guzzi 850 LeMans. Sundays zooming around with the other guys on exotic motos like this became a regular thing, including visits now and then to watch races at the local tracks - Riverside International Raceway or the Ontario Motor Speedway or even out in the desert to Willow Springs near the US Edwards Air Force Base.


We'd get chased by the cops now and then, which was kind of fun at first but when I ran a highway patrol roadblock and my friends were stopped and harassed I started to think about going fast on a racetrack. But the Moto Guzzi seemed way too nice to risk throwing down the track...so time for another motorcycle!

 I'd sold my CB400 to my brother and could easily buy it back, but I knew the little Honda would never be competitive - I'd finally learned a lesson. 























to be continued





Wednesday, October 8, 2025

Light mount

 Is your handlebar too crowded?

Due to the new Italian vehicle code bicycles are now required to have lights front and rear, on all the time. We bought some cheap rechargeable ones that strap on with rubber bands.
Bur Zio Lorenzo already had a computer mount on one side of the stem and a bell on the other. Don't laugh, you need a bell on our island where there are no sidewalks but hordes of tourists waddling along the narrow streets looking at smart-phones or gawking at shop windows instead of where they are walking! 

But where to put it on the already crowded handlebar? Zio kept banging into the thing when it was strapped onto the bar outboard from the computer mount.

Here's what he came-up with. A piece of old handlebar (you could use a piece of PVC pipe of the same diameter) cut off, plugged with a standard bar plug at the bottom and covered with a bit of old inner tube at the top.



A hole drilled through the side lets you strap the thing onto the bottom of your stem with a zip-tie. If your stem's not flat on the underside, you can shape the tube with a file, making a concave surface so the tube is stable. Then just strap-on the light making sure you can easily reach the power button. It's easily removed for recharging.

Out back things were easy as our seat packs have a loop sewn onto the back just for this purpose.

Thursday, September 25, 2025

UCI - save us!

 Dear UCI - save us from this, PLEASE!



What is this? A shark?


 
What is this? A spermatozoa?





What is this? A two-wheeled cockroach?

Do any of these things look useful for anything other than racing against the clock or the wind? Of course not, but Zio assumes they're great for what they're designed for..which is certainly NOT aesthetic beauty.

And of course they're pretty useless for anyone not paid to race on one while wearing the other. A person not familiar with bicycle racing would be forgiven for asking "why a shark appears to be riding something that looks like a cockroach turned on its side with two wheels attached? I thought this was a bicycle race."

Zio was reminded of this while watching the World Cycling Championship in Rwanda, the first time they've been held in Africa. It seems a lot of the big stars from the rich cycling countries didn't bother to show-up, leaving room for lots of cyclists one would only (maybe) see at the Olympic Games every four years. Cyclists from relatively poor countries who can't afford to provide their athletes with this kind of expensive (and ugly) overly specialized equipment.

Plenty of racers competed on more-or-less standard roadracing bicycles wearing more-or-less standard crash helmets. How refreshing! And how affordable!

It's past time for the UCI to step-in and ban these crazy helmets and almost useless bicycles. All riders should compete on a standard road bicycle. No full disc wheels, no crazy handlebars to let the rider be splayed out and barely in control of the thing while wearing a "helmet" that is more for streamlining than head protection. Perhaps a simple limit of 10 centimeters in any direction from the rider's head would be enough to rid us of these gawdawful helmets while it should be easy to specify standard roadracing machines for racing against the clock.

PLEASE UCI - Save us (and the competitors) from this!!